(Source: eshusplayground)

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

(Source: heleanorcalder)

babycakestz:

medhbh:

i sincerely believe that i was put on this earth solely to wear red lipstick and dress in all black and trick as many boys as possible into falling in love with me only to laugh in their face as i continue being raw as fuck

Perfect

crowcrow:

do you ever get it one of those moods where your whole being aches to get into trouble and do something stupid/awesome? like finally fuck someone besides myself on the deck outside my room? go swimming at night and float naked and stare at the stars…i don’t know man, i just feel like trouble right now.

ALL THE TIME

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(Source: sardonicheight)

• parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
• me: fine can i go out
• parents: no

nippled:

*tries to tell a joke* *gets nervous halfway through the joke* *starts rapping*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYbxLJxM02g

ah yeah this brings me back to my slut days

I remember listening to this song over and over again in the 7th grade…this will explain a lot about me…also listened to brithday sex EVERYDAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-QTw615b4