• stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
  • me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY"RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
  • stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
  • me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
  • stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
  • me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

(Source: wesleyaccola)


get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite tv shows » orange is the new black

↳ God, this is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.

barbieprivilege:

i love when girls who assume i’m str8 ask me for advice regarding replies to texts from their guys and i’m like “knife emojis if he takes longer than fifteen mins to answer” and they proceed to do it


doxiequeen1:

Added a whole bunch more hydrangea blossoms and filled in the gaps with daisies, and I like it so much more! After removing hot glue strands I added the tulle overlay and I’m quite pleased with it.

Still work left to be done - a waistband, zipper, and seam binding on the bodice. But the tough stuff is over! 

littlemissgirlscout:

themochagoddess:

crimson-glow:

wowwwieee

eyebrow level: hella skrong

I need to figure how to achieve this ASAP. 

(Source: queenofblending)

What do I even wear tomorrow?! Literally so many pictures are going to be taken.

  • Yesterday: horny
  • Today: horny
  • Tomorrow: horny
  • Next week: horny
  • Next month: horny
  • Apocalypse: horny

Literally filming myself saying girl over & over again while doing some weird laugh and sending it to Emily is the height of entertainment.

gymleaderkyle:

my advice for those just starting college/university:

*michelle phan voice* good luck

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(Source: elfauno)

I refuse to be your “sometimes”
100 things I wish I could tell you (via maisjetaime)