corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(Source: exoergic)

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent


(Source: middayoil)

I feel like I’m slowly dying. I’m so god damn tired.


pantsphobic:

yeah guys Pornstache is secretly cute

(Source: spilled-weed)

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Remember when I thought I was super hot in that moment of time??

Remember when I thought I was super hot in that moment of time??


"I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about."

Moonrise Kingdom, 2012


(Source: larvitarr)

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted)

defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

Now I feel really bad/sad and like a complete piece of poop. Someone hit me in the face please.

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I’m obviously a photographer. Very good with snapchat.

I’m obviously a photographer. Very good with snapchat.