im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
I feel like I’m slowly dying. I’m so god damn tired.
"I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about."
Moonrise Kingdom, 2012
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
- me: watching tv show
- me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
- me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
Now I feel really bad/sad and like a complete piece of poop. Someone hit me in the face please.