I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing ❞
Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via unmaiden)
dispatch: please state the nature of your emergency
me: yes, hi, i just saw the video for anaconda
dispatch: we’re sending an ambulance right away
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
I be laughing at people making thick thigh posts on tumblr bc yall literally post regular ass thigh pics. Like, you wanna see thick thighs? Yall will die if you see real live thick thighs.
This babe only speaks the truth
things that are cute
- and you
- all of you
How I feel about all of my beauty gurus tbh
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
I’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
I just really hope things in Chicago will be okay and that nothing weird like this happens again cause it hurt me so much and you were super mean to me at one point and I really can’t have someone doing that and thinking that the things I say don’t matter one day and the next being totally different. I hope this was just for learning purposes and that you don’t have feelings for others cause if so I would be super disappointed. I’m pretty serious when it comes to liking people so it’s hard to not be on the same wavelength. I don’t hope you regret what you did I just hope you learn and realize what you actually want. That’s all.
I’m all for do what you want w/ your body and shave or don’t shave it doesn’t matter. But I just gotta say I shaved like everything on my bod today and I’m so smooth & lovely like I love this.
- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Back: Are you a virgin?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
- Brain: Anything you want to ask