I’m definitely Pro-Selfie. I think that anybody who’s Anti-Selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves ? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like ‘Thank You’.
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing

Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via unmaiden)

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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

Me

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pardonmewhileipanic:

dispatch: please state the nature of your emergency

me: yes, hi, i just saw the video for anaconda

dispatch: we’re sending an ambulance right away

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

gothshavvty:

theovarianbarbarian:

I be laughing at people making thick thigh posts on tumblr bc yall literally post regular ass thigh pics. Like, you wanna see thick thighs? Yall will die if you see real live thick thighs.

This babe only speaks the truth

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you

How I feel about all of my beauty gurus tbh

885
did-you-kno:

Two teenagers were robbed of 6 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts by a man who approached them in their car and threatened them with a knife.
Source

OMG

did-you-kno:

Two teenagers were robbed of 6 boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts by a man who approached them in their car and threatened them with a knife.

Source

OMG

578,361 plays

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cloudythingsss:

this movie is fucking hilarious

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shreklover69:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

I’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

Same

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(((Just venting probably don’t read this)))

I just really hope things in Chicago will be okay and that nothing weird like this happens again cause it hurt me so much and you were super mean to me at one point and I really can’t have someone doing that and thinking that the things I say don’t matter one day and the next being totally different. I hope this was just for learning purposes and that you don’t have feelings for others cause if so I would be super disappointed. I’m pretty serious when it comes to liking people so it’s hard to not be on the same wavelength. I don’t hope you regret what you did I just hope you learn and realize what you actually want. That’s all.

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

I’m all for do what you want w/ your body and shave or don’t shave it doesn’t matter. But I just gotta say I shaved like everything on my bod today and I’m so smooth & lovely like I love this.

Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)
  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask