Ugh. I have so many great things in my life yet I will always be a bitter princess.
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
wow im really tired of not being in a musical
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird
I love my new white eyeliner. :)
LYDIA QUEEN BABE
Hey you guys know that one scene at the end of Deathly Hallows Part 2 when Harry has to reassure his son that being placed in Slytherin won’t make him a complete and utter disgrace:
Harry’s Son: But…what if I’m put in Slytherin?
Harry Potter: *looks son dead in the eye, completely serious* Albus Severus James Sirius Lupin Filius Horace Fenrir Lucius Tom Neville Ronald Nearly Headless Godric Potty Wee POTTER…you will be fine, my son.
The notes though Natalia.
My life is so crazy. How is all of this even possible????
if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.
This episode aired in 1989 and it still hasn’t gotten through a lot of people’s skulls.
May I one day be this good a mom.
Roseanne is possibly the best family sitcom of all time
She never shames either of them for doing what they like. She doesn’t shame Becky for being more feminine nor Darleen for being a tomboy.
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.